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Terms of Service

Last updated: October 2026

Welcome to punchlinebeverages.com, operated by Punchline Beverages ("Punchline", "we", "us"). By using this site you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, please don't use the site.

Age requirement

Content about Punchline ready-to-drink cocktails is intended for adults of legal drinking age (21+ in the United States). By accessing cocktail content you confirm you are of legal drinking age in your jurisdiction. Punchline Shot Bomb is a non-alcoholic product, but is intended for use by adults of legal drinking age when combined with spirits.

Please enjoy responsibly. Never drink and drive.

Products & availability

Some products shown on this site — including our canned cocktails and Shot Bomb — are in development and not yet available for purchase. Product images may be concepts or mockups, and final products, packaging, flavors, and specifications may change before launch.

Merchandise is sold and fulfilled through our commerce provider, Shopify, and its fulfillment partners. Prices, availability, shipping, returns, and refunds for merch orders are governed by the terms presented at checkout.

Email list & communications

When you join the Punchline list, you agree to receive emails about product drops, launch news, and events. You can unsubscribe at any time. We will not use your information for marketing beyond what you consented to.

Intellectual property

The Punchline name, logo, artwork, product names, and all content on this site are owned by Punchline Beverages and protected by trademark and copyright law. You may not copy, reproduce, or use them without our written permission.

Acceptable use

You agree not to misuse the site — including attempting to disrupt it, scrape it, submit false or fraudulent information, or use it for anything unlawful.

Disclaimers & liability

The site and its content are provided "as is" without warranties of any kind. To the fullest extent permitted by law, Punchline Beverages is not liable for indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of the site. Nothing on this site is medical, health, or legal advice.

Changes & contact

We may update these terms from time to time; the "last updated" date above reflects the latest version. Continued use of the site means you accept the updated terms. Questions? Email hello@punchlinebeverages.com.

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